- Jim: Question. What kind of bear is best?
- Dwight: What?
- Jim: False. Black Bear.
- Dwight: Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought..
- Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets.
- Dwight: What?
- Jim: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
- Dwight: What is going on? What are you doing?
- ...
- Dwight: Well, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you.
- Jim: (takes out bobblehead and places it on his desk)
- Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke JIm! Millions of families suffer every year!
